Signs and Symptoms of Chat Addict

Diagnosis: Disturbed thought process related to possessed and excessive use of computers as humiliatingly evidenced by:

… edematous typing fingers with calluses bigger than the others.

… horrible spelling and atrocious grammar

… feeling so small and resentful whenever somebody discusses the type and speed of their pc’s/laptops

… so embarrassed to have old pc’s

… more than three browsers open with different sites online

… inability to sleep waiting for their crushes to get online

… nightmares, dreams, hallucinations that you are a walking chatbox

… indescribable intelligence in HTML

… chatting often more than talking to their gf/bf

… using personal pictures as avatars and frequently changing it

…eyebags, peri orbital edema, sore eyes

… communicating with friends using words that do not seem to use vowel sounds as in “kmst k n?”

… frequent asking for “asl” of visitors and of course the shoe size.

…exchanging censored links;

…begging for some more links

…extreme panic when computer has had lag

… violence occurs when computer was disconnected

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